But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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