HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
