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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap

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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls

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On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything

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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.

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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over

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