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(360): View more from Washington

do we own a ladder

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We do not.

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then how am i on the roof

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.

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So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"

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i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love

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