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(315): View more from New York

so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink

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(713): View more from Texas

Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.

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(315): View more from New York

she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot

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