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(870): View more from Arkansas

Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?

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(512): View more from Texas

at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river

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(949): View more from California

You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Try me, you 5'5 gremlin

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(435): View more from Utah

When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.

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No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.

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