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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital

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I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican

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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"

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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"

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