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(973): View more from New Jersey

Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?

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I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game

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I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.

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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.

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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?

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