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(619): View more from California

Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be

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(510): View more from California

Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"

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(240): View more from Maryland

When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.

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(510): View more from California

I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.

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(386): View more from Florida

its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.

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(317): View more from Indiana

disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell

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