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(423): View more from Tennessee

can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.

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(325): View more from Texas

I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~

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