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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.

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(916): View more from California

Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.

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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.

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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me

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(216): View more from Ohio

Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

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Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

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Holy shit r u serious? How?

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Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

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