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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.

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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"

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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid

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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.

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(310): View more from California

my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.

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At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(303): View more from Colorado

The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"

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