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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.

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(216): View more from Ohio

another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life

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(+61): View more from Australia

can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room

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(360): View more from Washington

i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical

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(778): View more from British Columbia

She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this

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(631): View more from New York

using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.

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