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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?

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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...

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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."

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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.

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