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(773): View more from Illinois

I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.

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Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st

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(970): View more from Colorado

Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.

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(941): View more from Florida

Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to

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(216): View more from Ohio

Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.

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Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?

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Holy shit r u serious? How?

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Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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