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(847): View more from Illinois

Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.

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(510): View more from California

He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.

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(760): View more from California

You did not just play the dead husband card again.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila

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(913): View more from Kansas

he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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