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(732): View more from New Jersey

I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now

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(708): View more from Illinois

He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

His hands were made for my vagina.

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(914): View more from New York

Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'

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(207): View more from Maine

dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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