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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.

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(925): View more from California

You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.

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(925): View more from California

It smells like ranch

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Must be all the white people

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(206): View more from Washington

He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan

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(402): View more from Nebraska

her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

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