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(302): View more from Delaware

I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.

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(213): View more from California

I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday

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(505): View more from New Mexico

well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.

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(970): View more from Colorado

ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"

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(240): View more from Maryland

EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.

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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY

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