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(775): View more from Nevada

he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

my mouth tastes like poor choices

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.

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(281): View more from Texas

Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.

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