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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.

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Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?

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The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties

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I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today

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I'm not coming to work today because tequila

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just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.

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That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.

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He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.

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