i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Me. At least after what I've been through.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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