People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
