How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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