Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
someone owes me an orgasm
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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