I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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