when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
this boner is exhausting
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Randomize
