My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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