bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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