STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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