My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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