Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
50% drunk capacity currently
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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