I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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