So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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