please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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