i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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