Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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