So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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