You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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