How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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