Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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