She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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