found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
