haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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