it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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