Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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