Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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