Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I want a musical about memes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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