You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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