'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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